February 2012
89 posts
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What my friends and I look like when we play...
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They see me rollin', they hatin'
screamformymurder:
When my Mom tells me to take a picture when i...
itsthelesbiana:
LMFAO
My girlfriend called me on the phone and said,...
frankygoestotumblr:
invisibilitycheck:
missredaholic:
I went over, nobody was home.
your girlfriend is a troll
When someone types "Your welcome" instead of...
drinktillyouredead:
the-electricmoccasins:
BITCH, I DON’T OWN A WELCOME.
The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of Sperm...
youpoorsweetinnocentthing:
EEEWWWW IM GONNA HAVE BABY WHALESSS
AHAAA. OH MY GOD. Reblogging purely for the gifs.
You know it's going to be a great story when it...
eirinofleon:
I love showing tricks to little kids
They’re all like:
“How did you do that?”
And you’re just like:
“Magic.”
The ghetto mother fucker you become when you're...
let-the-sun-shine:
aireyawnah:
omg, when i’m mad it’s actually quite embarrassing. i literally do what that fucking owls doing..
Interrupt my sleep and I'll interrupt your...
seductiveattire:
When you hear your teacher say a bad word
The Shortest Horror Story Ever
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
-Frederic Brown
When you see your best friend somewhere...
smileykendall:
I failed a spelling test because they asked me how...
girlwithstupefyingthoughts:
Math is the only place where I hear a person...
“Juan wants to buy 30 pounds of candy-“
“Jimmy, Jack, and Joanna want to split the fare to fly to Africa for the day—”
“I had 10 chocolate bars. I ate 9 of them. What do I have now?”
DIABETES, MAYBE?
That awkward moment when you find out you're being...
yousavemydays:
This is an underwater river in Mexico.
chouginga:
The river is made of hydrogen sulfide. As hydrogen sulfide is much denser than water, it stays at the bottom and creates its own river. However, hydrogen sulfide is classified as a level 4 in the MSDS, and is very dangerous. Definitely not something you want to go take a dip in.
I overreact about everything.
Tumblr error:
My phone freezes:
There’s no more ice cream left:
I get a paper cut:
Someone doesn’t acknowledge I’m here:
Couples makeout in front of me:
If you see a hot girl/boy
whoregeous:
Normal Girls trying to be sexy:
Normal Boys trying to be cool:
Me:
ROFL.
When I graduate, I will sneak into all my...
babycino:
oh my god yes.